Notes From A Thoughtful Husband

[supercharge]

I see there are at least a couple of us here who are sensible

Not quite sure what you mean. Sensible?

 

[Kraj]

Don't buy her perfume that you smelled on a stripper that gave you a lap dance the other night, just because you liked it.

Well, that would have been nice to know before I went shopping for my mother's birthday. Thanks a bunch!

 

[selenau837]

Well, that would have been nice to know before I went shopping for my mother's birthday. Thanks a bunch!

Ummm, Kraj baby doll, you buy your mother mens Cologne? Wow, no wonder she is angry if you are buying mens cologne. Try womens honey!!

 

[Kraj]

Ummm, Kraj baby doll, you buy your mother mens Cologne? Wow, no wonder she is angry if you are buying mens cologne. Try womens honey!!

Hey, I can appreciate a lap dance from a hot chick as much as the next guy. (I'm like a kitchen door, baby)

Besides, have you seen my mother???

 

[selenau837]

Hey, I can appreciate a lap dance from a hot chick as much as the next guy. (I'm like a kitchen door, baby)

Besides, have you seen my mother???

Wow Greg, you look just like her.

However I don't get the 'I'm like a kitchen door, baby. I must be having a dumb blonde moment.

 

[KenHigg]

...However I don't get the 'I'm like a kitchen door, baby. I must be having a dumb blonde moment.

She said as Ken left the thread abruptly...

 

[selenau837]

She said as Ken left the thread abruptly...

*snatches Ken by arm as he tires to leave abruptly*

Howdy honey!!

 

[selenau837]

I understand now Greg.....

 

[Rich]

I made me smile seeing how all you guys got along splendidly.

We always do, it's the girls that stir it up

heck even Rich was pretty well behaved.

there's nothing new there

Here is a few do's and don'ts:
If her hair looks good DO say it looks nice.
If it looks bad, DO NOT say you like it because she knows it looks bad, and will get mad at you for lying to her.

So men have to lie then

Do ask for a night of wild passionate lovemaking.
.

ha ha ha ha ho ho laughs Uncontrollably

DO NOT, say 'Honey it is that time of the month for you to do your wifely duty.

surely you should do the dishes more often than that

Do call her at work and say 'Honey, what would you like me to cook you for dinner?'

Then serve her up a bowl of burnt cornflakes

Don't call her at work and say 'Honey, what are you going to cook for dinner tonight?'

Quite right, ask her the night before so she's got to time to shop for it

Don't buy her perfume that you smelled on a stripper that gave you a lap dance the other night, just because you liked it.

What's the point of giving her one you don't like ?

 

[selenau837]

We always do, it's the girls that stir it up

Ummm, no there are a few of you boys who loves to stir up trouble.

there's nothing new there

Yes Richy, you are the poster boy for how you should act in the forums.

So men have to lie then

How did you get that Richy boy?

ha ha ha ha ho ho laughs Uncontrollably

Some how I thought you would

surely you should do the dishes more often than that

If that is what you call it!!!

Then serve her up a bowl of burnt cornflakes

Yup, sounds good to me!!

Quite right, ask her the night before so she's got to time to shop for it

Yes, it gives her more time to buy the exlax and sneak it in your food!

What's the point of giving her one you don't like ?

Yes, but you have to be able to find the one you like in other ways !!

 

[Rich]

Ummm, no there are a few of you boys who loves to stir up trouble.

Yes and they're all on your side of the pond

If that is what you call it!!!

I can't think of anything else that women do on a regular basis
well aside from shopping, borrowing the car, borrowing the credit card, nagging, drinking coffee with the girls

Yes, it gives her more time to buy the exlax and sneak it in your food!

they don't need to add anything to their cooking to achieve exlax results, that's why men make the best chefs

 

[selenau837]

Yes and they're all on your side of the pond

Yeah sure Richy boy!!

I can't think of anything else that women do on a regular basis
well aside from shopping, borrowing the car, borrowing the credit card, nagging, drinking coffee with the girls

That must have been what the previous Mrs Richy boys did. That isn't typical behavior of women.

they don't need to add anything to their cooking to achieve exlax results, that's why men make the best chefs

Yes, I will say this. Men do make good Chefs. They make some of the craziest unedable conconctions, but on the other hand, women make very good cooks.

Cook = creator of ediable home cooked foods.
Chef = creator of way to expensive, non-everyday cooked foods.

 

[Rich]

Yeah sure Richy boy!!

I know, I could have named them, but they know who they are

That must have been what the previous Mrs Richy boys did.

everyone without exception and all my mates wives

That isn't typical behavior of women.

rolls about on floor in fits of laughter

Woman=Cook = creator of ediable home cooked foods.

= oxymoron

If her hair looks good DO say it looks nice.
If it looks bad, DO NOT say you like it because she knows it looks bad, and will get mad at you for lying to her.

much better to buy her a hair net and tell her they're coming back into fashion

 

[selenau837]

rolls about on floor in fits of laughter

Careful Rich, at your age you might fracture a hip or something.

= oxymoron

= Rich!!

much better to buy her a hair net and tell her they're coming back into fashion

 

[Rich]

Careful Rich, at your age you might fracture a hip or something.

more likely to wet my pants

 

[selenau837]

more likely to wet my pants

I guess it Depends

 

[Rich]

I guess it Depends

 

[selenau837]

 

[Rich]

don't bite

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[selenau837]

don't bite

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11622332/

A Bite here or there can be fun, but dang...that is a bit over the top.