Notes From A Thoughtful Husband

[Len Boorman]

22 years of happiness.. . . . . . . . . . then I got married

Col

Col

This is THE MOST dangerous statement you have made EVER.

Mrs Col gets to hear of this and you are dog meat...at best.

Not that I would tell of course but not everybody has such high principles as me

L

 

[Brianwarnock]

The letter is in the post

Brian

 

[Rich]

Missed yesterday's fun, was busy getting rear-ended by a hit and runner
Brian

Talking of scumbags my garage got broken into last night

 

[Brianwarnock]

Talking of scumbags my garage got broken into last night

Much taken?

Brian

 

[ColinEssex]

Col

This is THE MOST dangerous statement you have made EVER.

Us bikers always live on the edge

Rich -

Hope the bike is ok

Brian -

Hope you wern't hurt. I was waiting at a roundabout on by motorbike and was rear ended recently by a woman driver £1400 damage to bike

Col

 

[Brianwarnock]

Hi Col

Sorry about your bike, is that when your ankle was damaged?

Mine was a sub 10mph shunt, nobody hurt but rear bumper demolished, I think thats the only damage, hope so don't want the car written off as its market value is nix, 1997 Rover 414, but only 24000 miles, what with bus passes, restaurants and shops locally it only comes out occasionally, I have to charge the battery a couple of times each winter, like your other half if my memory serves me right.

I meant her car not herself

Brian

 

[Rich]

Much taken?

Brian

Not really, it's not really what they take but the pi..ing damage they do.
I now face the prospect of a 70mile round trip just to get a replacement locking system, that's if they've got one.
Trouble is I've had so much nicked over the years I now feel like Tony Martin

 

[Brianwarnock]

Trouble is I've had so much nicked over the years I now feel like Tony Martin

Hang on Rich in a minute you will say that you are going to get a gun
Ken will be willing to advise, no doubt with a huge smirk on his face

Brian

 

[Ron_dK]

.....of a 70mile round trip just to get a replacement locking system...

Is the nearest jail that far away

 

[Rich]

Hang on Rich in a minute you will say that you are going to get a gun
Brian

Please don't tempt me

 

[Rich]

Is the nearest jail that far away

What's a jail, do you mean a hotel, with the menu written by the court of human rights ?

 

[ColinEssex]

Hi Col

Sorry about your bike, is that when your ankle was damaged?

Just the calf mainly, I have a thrombosis there now, plus I had a bit of whiplash and a shoulder tweak and a lower back tweak. I got away lightly unlike the 20 odd bikers killed in Essex last year.

I have to charge the battery a couple of times each winter, like your other half if my memory serves me right.

I meant her car not herself

Brian

'er indoors doesn't drive now. But I trickle charge the car, its ok at the mo, the car lives outside as the bike has the garage, last night it was -5c. A bit brisk riding to work this morning.

 

[Rich]

the car lives outside as the bike has the garage, last night it was -5c. A bit brisk riding to work this morning.

What happened to the scoot ?

 

[Ron_dK]

What's a jail, do you mean a hotel, with the menu written by the court of human rights ?

No a jail is a resthouse where nickers can sell/buy their stuff that they
stole from honorable people like yourself. Never heard of any such resthouse near East of Eden.

 

[ColinEssex]

What happened to the scoot ?

I have a Suzuki Burgman 400cc scoot. Sold the white Honda on ebay last week.

Just force of habit saying "bike"

I may get a Pan European later in the year, don't know yet. You can get ex police ones for about 3 grand

Col

 

[Rich]

No a jail is a resthouse where nickers can sell/buy their stuff that they
stole from honorable people like yourself. Never heard of any such resthouse near East of Eden.

That's when our glorious legal system decides to send them to one of our resthomes

 

[Rich]

I've just realised that if I'd had a wife I might have been sleeping in the garage last night, bugger, I can see there's some merit here I may have previously overlooked.

 

[Brianwarnock]

I've just realised that if I'd had a wife I might have been sleeping in the garage last night, bugger, I can see there's some merit here I may have previously overlooked.

Damn I was going to mention that but thought I might be treading on corns so to speak, but guess it would have been recieved ok.

Brian

 

[KenHigg]

Hang on Rich in a minute you will say that you are going to get a gun
Ken will be willing to advise, no doubt with a huge smirk on his face

Brian

>>must... keep... mouth .... shut.... <<

 

[Rich]

Damn I was going to mention that but thought I might be treading on corns so to speak, but guess it would have been recieved ok.

Brian

Well yes but then my thinking is that now they've gotten equal rights, maybe given light of that the sleeping arrangements should be altered