Notes From A Thoughtful Husband

KenHigg said:
Thats ok, I did a F_rt pun the other day and they let me stay around...:D
do you pull the covers over her head during said act and ask her if she still loves you ?
 
Rich said:
well here's a quick joke for the guys, I'll delete it before they return.
Why do women stop bleeding during the menopause,
they need all the blood they've got for the varicose veins

I wish I could laugh at what I think was something about a joke but my monitor seems to have gone on the blink as things are getting blurred...Guess I should call the the IT folks....
 
Rich said:
do you pull the covers over her head during said act and ask her if she still loves you ?

Hum... It's gettin more clear why there isn't a Ms.Rich :eek: :p
 
KenHigg said:
I wish I could laugh at what I think was something about a joke but my monitor seems to have gone on the blink as things are getting blurred...Guess I should call the the IT folks....
read some of Hayleys jokes and lighten up, if you're worried about the impending future, buy some tight tights
 
I wonder if at this very moment MrGorilla is being ask how he likes his wife's new hairdo...:eek: :eek:
 
Well it's ok for you guys, all from the UK will have gone home to get a pancake slapped in their chops and face the prospect of nothing more for the next 40 days :eek:
 
Rich said:
Well it's ok for you guys, all from the UK will have gone home to get a pancake slapped in their chops and face the prospect of nothing more for the next 40 days :eek:

Shouldn't they be able to leverage some of the wisdom found here today?
 
KenHigg said:
Shouldn't they be able to leverage some of the wisdom found here today?
no, it'll be used in evidence against them, for years and years ;)
 
It's surprising even to me that none of the other ladies on the forum stepped up before now. I can see you fellas were awaiting my arrival. :D

I'm probably not the right person to talk to about these things as I've always been somewhat of a "tomboy", rarely like to shop and then only for short periods, and enjoy receiving compliments whenever my husband gives them to me. Maybe I just don't like to shop because we can't afford anything most of the time. But even then, I prefer to look at things like electronics, TV's etc. and less time looking at clothes. Besides that I wear jeans to work so there isn't any need to dress up there, and with Emily being so young we don't get to go out much any more other than to the occasional dinner or movie. It's about time I went out for some new clothes though, I've been wearing the same togs for two years. :rolleyes: But, I probably don't fit the "mold". :confused:

At any rate, I know that women in general can be difficult at times but then, so can you boys. :cool: :p
 
It's either a very long tirade or she keeps getting interrupted, make it snappy guys :eek:
 
MrsGorilla said:
It's surprising even to me that none of the other ladies on the forum stepped up before now. I can see you fellas were awaiting my arrival. :D

I'm probably not the right person to talk to about these things as I've always been somewhat of a "tomboy", rarely like to shop and then only for short periods, and enjoy receiving compliments whenever my husband gives them to me. Maybe I just don't like to shop because we can't afford anything most of the time. But even then, I prefer to look at things like electronics, TV's etc. and less time looking at clothes. Besides that I wear jeans to work so there isn't any need to dress up there, and with Emily being so young we don't get to go out much any more other than to the occasional dinner or movie. It's about time I went out for some new clothes though, I've been wearing the same togs for two years. :rolleyes: But, I probably don't fit the "mold". :confused:

At any rate, I know that women in general can be difficult at times but then, so can you boys. :cool: :p

Ok Rich, but you're going down with me if I flame...

Cindy, If your husband really isn't sure if you've done something differnt, say with your hair, had you rather he not say anything or make a couple guesses...

>flinch<
 
KenHigg said:
Ok Rich, but you're going down with me if I flame...

Cindy, If your husband really isn't sure if you've done something differnt, say with your hair, had you rather he not say anything or make a couple guesses...

>flinch<

I would like it if he said something, rather than thinking he didn't notice at all. Of course, if she HASN'T changed it.... :D

But, like I said, I'm a pretty forgiving type and don't get caught up with the little things. I can't speak for your wife. ;) :D
 
KenHigg said:
Ok Rich, but you're going down with me if I flame...

>flinch<
Nope, you started it, it's your funeral, I'm just trying to keep the peace :cool: :p
 
Rich said:
no, we're easy to please :D


I didn't say anything about being easy to please, I said difficult to live with. ;) :D

Rich said:
some of us managed to escape :D

By choice? :D

Rich said:
like why they need to hold hands and go to the loo in pairs
:rolleyes:

:D

Rich said:
just act normal and ask her what's for dinner

Rich said:
well here's a quick joke for the guys, I'll delete it before they return.
Why do women stop bleeding during the menopause,
they need all the blood they've got for the varicose veins

Rich said:
do you pull the covers over her head during said act and ask her if she still loves you ?

I too, can see why there is no Mrs. Rich. :D :p
 

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