SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007 (1 Viewer)

KenHigg

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Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counsellors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
 

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Scenario: Johnny having been educated and brought up in an environment formed by the generation schooled 50 years before.
1957 - Thanks the class of 1907 for the school system and society they provided.
2007 - Thinks the the class of 1957 fooked it all up really badly?:confused:
 

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Did you write all of that yourself, KEN? Not a bad explanation. Is Bush the cause of all of this? I'll tell you something, he sure as he** hasn't helped that sort of Migration... :rolleyes:
 

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2007 - Thinks the the class of 1957 fooked it all up really badly?:confused:

It wasn't the class of 57 that messed up the trouble started with the left wing views of the 60s, these people would probably be 40-60 years old and thus have been brought up years earlier, just why they did what they did is a mystery, but one thing to note is that the successful left always like to pull up the ladder to prevent others following them.

Brian
 

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Nah, I got it via an email and though it could start a good ole' wrangle here in the 'cooler :)

Did you see the clips of him dancing in asia somewhere on fox tv... 'Yeah - That's our leader'.... :(
 

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Did you see the clips of him dancing in asia somewhere on fox tv... 'Yeah - That's our leader'.... :(
No I didn't, but I've seen pictures of him taking breezy rides on speed boats, which is pretty much the same thing... :rolleyes:
 

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breezy rides - cool name for an island band... :)
 

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1957 - Colin and Rich (lol) trade sandwiches at lunch. Colin eats Rich's tuna and Rich eats Colin's peanut butter. Both break out in rashes. Nurse puts lotion on rash and tells Colin & Rich not to play in the Poisin Ivy.

2007 - Colin & Rich rushed to hospital, filled full of eppy, placed on Oxygen. Parents charged with child endangerment for not informing school of allergies.

The above is based on recent surveys that show over 40% of children who's parents or schools thought they had food allergies did not in fact have them when actually tested.
It is not intended as a negative comment about children who really do have food allegeries.
 

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2008 - Some guy has a vivid imagination.
 

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What exactly is a SWAT team? what does it mean?

As far as I know, they ride round in big vans and all pile out armed to the teeth and covered in body armour. All this for dropping a chewing gum wrapper on the pavement.

Why do you have SWAT teams? are the police not good enough?

Col
 

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What exactly is a SWAT team? what does it mean?

As far as I know, they ride round in big vans and all pile out armed to the teeth and covered in body armour. All this for dropping a chewing gum wrapper on the pavement.

Why do you have SWAT teams? are the police not good enough?

Col


Same reason we have them Col, so they can screw up, shoot the wrong person and walk away without a stain on their character (J C Menezes.................)
 
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1957 - Colin and Rich (lol) trade sandwiches at lunch. Colin eats Rich's tuna and Rich eats Colin's peanut butter. Both break out in rashes. Nurse puts lotion on rash and tells Colin & Rich not to play in the Poisin Ivy.
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Since I hate peanut butter (in fact I've never tasted anything so bloody disgusting) and my parents couldn't afford the luxury of tuna in 57(all their money was taken to pay off America) the anology's pretty worthless, try again:rolleyes:
 

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What exactly is a SWAT team? what does it mean?

Looks like it meant we'd have to endure a handful of pitiful attempts to come up with a witty definition to an acronym...
 

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Which is evidenced by his inability to spell even the most basic four letter words - :):)


LOL ....... Excellent Observation!


btw it did the British or American invent liberals?
 

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