What's your best/worst joke? (47 Viewers)

[NauticalGent]

 

[AccessBlaster]

If you can't figure out if a man can get pregnant you have no business commenting on the definition of a woman.

 

[NauticalGent]

Kinda interesting...by her saying you had to be a biologist to determine a person's gender, that sort of proves she believes gender is biological.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

If his software is so good how come it didn't recognize the word buddy when spaced out character by character?

It didn't censor it this time. Perhaps because you added " boy" to the word "buddy" and it was the combination that barfed.

 

[conception_native_0123]

perhaps doc man. but I've seen a lot of software operate way below Jon's level and it tackled spaced out letters just fine. Makes me think that Jon hasn't got all the basis covered.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Given your earlier persistence, perhaps you wore him down.

Or not, I don't claim to know.

 

[CJ_London]

 

[NauticalGent]

I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids...

But, when I got home, they were still there.

 

[CJ_London]

 

[jdraw]

"Weeks of programming can save you hours of planning"

 

[AccessBlaster]

Joe Biden is going to complete a coherent sentence today.

You guessed it - April fools.

 

[AccessBlaster]

it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

 

[Cotswold]

I met my wife at a dance..........I was a bit surprised at that because I thought that she was at home with the kids

 

[NauticalGent]

 

[conception_native_0123]

i dont think i get it, gent.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

I watched Sesame Street with my grandsons. The Count is the vampire who does Bela Lugosi drag and accents. He teaches the kids to count.

 

[AccessBlaster]

 

[Galaxiom]

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The Count will of course have to be banned from Sesame Street now for racial stereotyping.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

No, but perhaps for ethnic stereotyping.

 

[moke123]

"My child won't eat meat. What can I replace it with?"


"A dog. Dogs love meat."