Why are Americans so stupid?

[WayneRyan]

Jake,

No harm intended. It's just that lately all threads in the WaterCooler revolve
around Colin. He's our resident grammatical/spelling expert. He'll be back
from exile on Monday.

I just noticed that you misspelled "greif".

Just kidding ... welcome to the forum,
Wayne

 

[georgedwilkinson]

I guess it would have helped if I were to have included the link to the article:

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/be...slug=dw-gymnastsage081408&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

At least I selected the correct stupid thread to put it in

I guess some hacker has found "He's" age to be 14: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,407803,00.html

Ah, a never ending saga. You just gotta love the olympics?

 

[georgedwilkinson]

Here's some more great stupidity:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,410422,00.html

Not sure who is stupider, the politician or the mother. I guess he's never been bitten by politcal correctness.

 

[Alc]

Here's some more great stupidity:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,410422,00.html

Not sure who is stupider, the politician or the mother. I guess he's never been bitten by politcal correctness.

The mother. No contest.

 

[GaryPanic]

just read th elink - has this woman no sense of humor ... weird cow ...

 

[georgedwilkinson]

I agree, Gary. However, in America, adults are becoming terrified of even acknowledging the presence of a child for fear they will be perceived as a dirty old man (as indicated in the story). It's a shame really. I would think the politician should have known that.

 

[Banana]

Berke Breathed did prophesy that it would come to pass.

Please stand by to get insurance against verbal assaults from McDonald's Insurance Corps.

This is a shame, that Americans are stupid.


Oops, almost forgot to sign the release!

 

[dan-cat]

LMAO

Only a hick would think that the offer of a 'fattening hog' was serious.

 

[Banana]

LMAO

Only a hick would think that the offer of a 'fattening hog' was serious.

So you're implying that this woman is a hick?

 

[dan-cat]

So you're implying that this woman is a hick?

Harlan, KY? Almost certainly

 

[Banana]

So it's this politician's blasted fault. He shoulda have known better!

 

[dan-cat]

So it's this politician's blasted fault. He shoulda have known better!

He does now. I just can't believe he couldn't bribe the cops for those three days. The FBI must have showed.

 

[Banana]

Two possibilities:

1) He clean forgot the locals' favorite poisons and kept mumbling about offers of Guiness and Boddington's which nobody knew what he was talking about

2) He mistakenly tried to bribe FBI, thinking the police were FBI.

Just throwing it out there...

 

[Sum Guy]

Can you Yanks stop talking in code, use the proper Englander lingo

If they're Yanks, why would they use foreign language called Englander?

 

[Rabbie]

Can you Yanks stop talking in code, use the proper Englander lingo

What sort of a word is "Englander"? Sounds a bit germanic to me. In Britain we call our language "English"

 

[Rich]

What sort of a word is "Englander"? Sounds a bit germanic to me. In Britain we call our language "English"

But the majority in the US are Germanic