Why are Americans so stupid? (1 Viewer)

WayneRyan

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Jake,

No harm intended. It's just that lately all threads in the WaterCooler revolve
around Colin. He's our resident grammatical/spelling expert. He'll be back
from exile on Monday.

I just noticed that you misspelled "greif".

Just kidding ... welcome to the forum,
Wayne
 
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GaryPanic

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just read th elink - has this woman no sense of humor ... weird cow ...
 
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I agree, Gary. However, in America, adults are becoming terrified of even acknowledging the presence of a child for fear they will be perceived as a dirty old man (as indicated in the story). It's a shame really. I would think the politician should have known that.
 

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Berke Breathed did prophesy that it would come to pass.

Please stand by to get insurance against verbal assaults from McDonald's Insurance Corps.

This is a shame, that Americans are stupid.


Oops, almost forgot to sign the release!
 

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LMAO :D

Only a hick would think that the offer of a 'fattening hog' was serious.
 

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So it's this politician's blasted fault. He shoulda have known better! ;)
 

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So it's this politician's blasted fault. He shoulda have known better! ;)

He does now. I just can't believe he couldn't bribe the cops for those three days. The FBI must have showed.
 

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Two possibilities:

1) He clean forgot the locals' favorite poisons and kept mumbling about offers of Guiness and Boddington's which nobody knew what he was talking about

2) He mistakenly tried to bribe FBI, thinking the police were FBI.

Just throwing it out there...
 

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Can you Yanks stop talking in code, use the proper Englander lingo:mad::p
What sort of a word is "Englander"? Sounds a bit germanic to me. In Britain we call our language "English":)
 

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What sort of a word is "Englander"? Sounds a bit germanic to me. In Britain we call our language "English":)
But the majority in the US are Germanic:eek:
 

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