Why are Americans so stupid?

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Thanks to Barry for suggesting this.

I'll start:
Americans are so stupid because we're being kept down by the "man".

We is sew stoopid cuz wir frum the bahbull belt.

Come on, some of you guys are much better at this than me...you know who you are.
 
Shit, we smoked THIS much weed? :eek:
 
We is stupid because we is different than the rest of the world.
 
I know certain people will like this one:

because we still haven't recovered from the early influence of our British rulers. :p
 
We is stoopid 'cos we don't get 'aht as much as we used to could.
 
caus wes not got no queen.
 
because Al Gore invented the internets.
 
U is stupid cos u rise to the baiting of certain posters.

Its no good I can't use this text speak type stuff I'm just too well bred, or old.:)

Brian
 
Brian, to practice on your txtspk, read a substantial amount of lolcats.

Warning: Brain damage may occur. ;)
 
You know, it's easy to bait them in the other threads. I guess this is a little too direct.
 
queen, i aint said queens RICH.
onesie, nots mor'n ones
 
queen, i aint said queens RICH.
onesie, nots mor'n ones

E Pluribus Unum - Out of Many, One

Are you trying to say that one queen is actually several queens? :D :p
 
Doesn't the Queen (cap?) refer to themselves as "we"? Or is that we'uns?

And thanks to Rich for posting, but you really need to let loose with a good flame.
 

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