The Covid cure has arrived!

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I prefer walmart, but my wife is pretty good at saving money using special bargains at safeway. Sometimes we pay $20 for $50 worth of groceries
 
Yeah starring Tom Hanks no doubt
Lol, the future generation need to be told the story of covid, from various perspectives like

1. Politicians perspective(this is further subdivided)
2. Pharmaceutical companies perspective
3. Citizens' perspective.

You can add yours to the list
 
Lol, the future generation need to be told the story of covid,
Future generations will be living with Covid-19 if politicians have their way. It's a great tool to control the masses and possibly curb over population by reducing sperm counts as a side effect.
 
Future generations will be living with Covid-19 if politicians have their way. It's a great tool to control the masses and possibly curb over population by reducing sperm counts as a side effect.
Solves global warming!!
In a sense it ties back to: "Sometimes information is distorted by the media to make people believe a lie as the truth" by @oleronesoftwares.
In this case, the obvious solution to global warming (assuming that it is an anthropogenic effect) is population management which is hardly ever mentioned by the media/or and the politicians as a solution.
 
The audacity of Democrats is beyond belief. During the 2020 Presidential election, Biden arrogantly proclaimed that he would crush the Covid virus thorough federal action. Moreover, Biden claimed that every Covid death was blood on Trump's hands due to Trump's failure to act.

Now that Biden has assumed the mantle of the Presidency, "crushing" the virus is magically no longer considered a federal responsibility. Moreover, now that the number of Covid deaths under Biden's watch exceed those under Trump's, the deaths are now considered "normal" since the virus was more aggressive then previously thought.

Now that Biden (his handlers?) are in charge, Covid and its aftereffects are not a responsibility of the administration. Such hypocrites.
 
TALLAHASSEE, FL—According to experts, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis's COVID policies are so bad they are starting to cause skyrocketing COVID infection rates in leftist states.

"COVID is on the rise in New York and California," said Dr. Fauci. "I spoke with SCIENCE just this morning, and it told me that the real culprit here is Ron DeSantis."

Fauci and others revealed that the Florida governor's policies are so bad and permissive and hands-off that they have caused COVID to spike in Left-wing states, even though those states are obediently following the SCIENCE.

"This is just horrible," said Fauci. "Somehow, DeSantis has diabolically figured out how to reduce COVID rates in his state by giving his people freedom, which has the strange effect of infecting leftist states in record numbers. HE MUST BE STOPPED!" Fauci's eyes then rolled back into his head and he began uttering an ancient Sumerian tongue to find out what SCIENCE wanted next.

According to sources, most Floridians aren't aware of the latest frightening COVID numbers, as they are too busy outside having fun.

(Satire, meant to make you think twice about why the states supposedly following the science are doing worse than those who are supposedly not. Logically, should induce one to think twice about the so-called science of the day)
 
There is an increase in Covid-19 cases because there has been an increase in testing :cool:
 
Covid -19 testing is a catch 22. If you test positive you will need a negative result to resume "normal activities". If you test negative you have a snapshot of now this will be void within a few days. You will need a negative result every few days to continue doing "normal activities".

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Covid -19 testing is a catch 22. If you test positive you will need a negative result to resume "normal activities". If you test negative you have a snapshot of now this will be void within a few days. You will need a negative result every few days to continue doing "normal activities".
In the near future - every person will be required to carry an IV that pumps their blood through a Covid testing module for real-time results. Test positive, a signal will be sent-out and you will be immediately apprehended and carted off to the nearest quarantine facility.
 
It's not really the virus that is the problem, it's governments new found powers that will never go away.
 
It's not really the virus that is the problem, it's governments new found powers that will never go away
The virus is a means to an end for some governments, in some countries the whole covid cycle, i.e get vaccinated, cooling period,new variant,lockdown etc is used to siphon money and propagate new ideology based on the timing of Covid in each country.

Some leaders who are inefficient used the covid/pandemic as excuse for the poor performance of their government.
 
In the near future - every person will be required to carry an IV that pumps their blood through a Covid testing module for real-time results. Test positive, a signal will be sent-out and you will be immediately apprehended and carted off to the nearest quarantine facility.
This might not happen, if the new variants are not as deadly as previous ones, it's the death toll that is a key determinant, this increases fear in people.
 
When asymptomatic people get tested, you will always see more "cases". But no one with any sense cares about "cases". We care about how many people are actually sick or dying.
A number of cases might matter, scientists have not concluded if Covid can have long-term health effects on people, e.g asymptomatic people, to me is something to be worried about.
 

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