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Depends on whether she keeps her teeth inselenau837 said:A Bite here or there can be fun,
KenHigg said:Here's a new trick I learned yesterday; Cupcake and I were in the driveway as we both got home about the same time and she mentioned the grass needed cutting... I acknowledged it and the said, 'Is that the phone I hear ringing?'...
She ran inside and forgot about the grass...![]()
(For a while anyway)
selenau837 said:You are so lucky she doesn't read these forums. Hmmm, perhaps this could wind up in the mail box.Teehee!!!
BTW, that is a good distraction, I suppose us women could do that when it is time to cook dinner.
Ken -- So honey, what are you cooking for dinner?
Cupcake -- Smiles, acknowledges and then says 'Hey, is that a deer I hear rustling the leaves outside?'
Ken--Grabs gun and runs out side.
Cupcake -- Laughs, so I got out of dinner again for the nyte.
KenHigg said:Of course I need to keep a mental note not to use the phone gig for a while as she may catch on... Perhaps I'll save it for emergencies like the yard work...
So I have phone as number 1. Wonder what else would be good...
Maybe, look is that Brad Pitt on tv? or Who is that guy jogging down the street...![]()
selenau837 said:Now Kenny boy, why would cupcake want to look at Brad Pitt or that jogging guy when she has a stud like you at home.![]()
You may need to think of something else.
*bats eyes* Now, why would I want to do that. I'm just trying to be ever so helpful.KenHigg said:You're trying to undermine my plan by being a sweetie, aren't you...![]()
As Cupcake is a normal female, she will not be caught out again.KenHigg said:Of course I need to keep a mental note not to use the phone gig for a while as she may catch on...
selenau837 said:*bats eyes* Now, why would I want to do that. I'm just trying to be ever so helpful.![]()
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Its ok Ken - just mention shoes or shopping and their attention will be drawn awayKenHigg said:(Must resist, must resist... Never look directly at a female when she bats her eyes, Must resist...)
(Where is Col & Rich when I need them...)
ColinEssex said:Its ok Ken - just mention shoes or shopping and their attention will be drawn away![]()
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ColinEssex said:Its ok Ken - just mention shoes or shopping and their attention will be drawn away![]()
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ooooohhhhhhh no - not good, that means spending loads of money - women never pay - its one of the "womens equality" things they conveniently forgetKenHigg said:Hum... Good ones. I was thinking about mentioning dinner out as well...![]()