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I was scanning the TV's cable programming guide this afternoon and saw a dearth of good entertainment (if you are not a sports person, a real dearth...)
So I got a burr under my saddle and started looking through various TV show descriptions in the TV Guide. I noticed some real "winners" and have begun to despair. I know there are quality shows on the boob tube, but sometimes they are so hard to find as to be impossible.
I could always watch "Here Comes Honey-Boo-Boo" if I wanted to watch a spoiled child raised by a dysfunctional family.
There is "Swamp People" about folks crazy enough to go after something bigger than they are that is quite capable of eating them whole.
I could surely watch "Big Brother" or "Survivor" or "Summer Camp" if I wanted to watch vain, shallow, devious, narcissistic people try to cheat, lie, and steal their way to some case prizes.
I can also watch "Heroes of Cosplay" if I want to watch people obsess over making costumes that look like comic-book or computer-game or Anime characters.
Then there's "Breaking Amish" and "Amish Mafia" if you want to get involved with another really narrow religious subculture.
Then there are the cooking (or eating) shows where I watch people do crazy things with food and some things I wouldn't consider as food. Including folks who seek the hottest peppers on the planet and then get into contests where they end up tossing up their meal into a bucket. Folks who try to eat quantities of food that violate the #1 rule of eating: Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Let's not forget stories about bitchy brides, bridezillas, and competing brides who get to be snotty about other women's weddings. Women who try to buy elaborate wedding dresses for sums of money that would feed a family of four for a year.
Am I just "not with it any more" or has television sunk to a new low?
So I got a burr under my saddle and started looking through various TV show descriptions in the TV Guide. I noticed some real "winners" and have begun to despair. I know there are quality shows on the boob tube, but sometimes they are so hard to find as to be impossible.
I could always watch "Here Comes Honey-Boo-Boo" if I wanted to watch a spoiled child raised by a dysfunctional family.
There is "Swamp People" about folks crazy enough to go after something bigger than they are that is quite capable of eating them whole.
I could surely watch "Big Brother" or "Survivor" or "Summer Camp" if I wanted to watch vain, shallow, devious, narcissistic people try to cheat, lie, and steal their way to some case prizes.
I can also watch "Heroes of Cosplay" if I want to watch people obsess over making costumes that look like comic-book or computer-game or Anime characters.
Then there's "Breaking Amish" and "Amish Mafia" if you want to get involved with another really narrow religious subculture.
Then there are the cooking (or eating) shows where I watch people do crazy things with food and some things I wouldn't consider as food. Including folks who seek the hottest peppers on the planet and then get into contests where they end up tossing up their meal into a bucket. Folks who try to eat quantities of food that violate the #1 rule of eating: Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Let's not forget stories about bitchy brides, bridezillas, and competing brides who get to be snotty about other women's weddings. Women who try to buy elaborate wedding dresses for sums of money that would feed a family of four for a year.
Am I just "not with it any more" or has television sunk to a new low?